Porsche Cayenne Turbo two-door by Merdad

Two-door Porsche Cayenne Turbo by Merdad

Aggressive styling, limited practicality

By Michael Gauthier
June 1, 2010 5:00 am
Filed Under: German, Porsche, Tuners

Merdad has announced plans to introduce a coupe conversion package for the Porsche Cayenne Turbo.

Available for the previous and current generation, the package will feature an aggressive body kit with revised fascias, new side skirts, and massive wheels.

Under the hood, Merdad will modify the twin-turbo 4.8-liter V8 engine to produce 750 PS (552 kW / 740 bhp) - an increase of 250 PS (184 kW / 247 bhp). While no performance specifications have been released, the Merdad Cayenne should be able to rocket from 0-60 mph in less than 4.4 seconds.

No word on availability or pricing, but stay tuned for more details.

Source: carsroute

Comments

viksaohrid
June 1, 2010 5:24 am
this should come with a gun in the trunk so the owner of this ugly thing can commit suicide

LMS
June 1, 2010 5:31 am
This abomination can never be a coupe... I suggest they google the definition...

apwozniak
June 1, 2010 5:41 am
I could actually see it selling main stream if they took away the body work.

Jeep did it with the Cherokee in the 90s

6spdaudi
June 1, 2010 5:48 am
I really do not see this selling well. I remember the two door Cherokee as well as two door Chevy Blazers. Hell, the Ford Bronco preceded the Expedition.


Edited by user on June 1, 2010 at 6:37 am
Mikeado
June 1, 2010 10:03 am
In the UK, the Land Rover Defender 90 (2dr SWB) and the similar Freelander variant did reasonably well, although they mostly went to zoos and the like.

Mind you, I wouldn't put it past Porsche. You know what Germans are like these days with niche models...

khlbt
June 1, 2010 5:59 am
hahaha...you kidding me...one word "hideous"

SirTristan
June 1, 2010 6:18 am
'Aggressive styling, limited practicality' and unlimited stupidity.

dvangar
June 1, 2010 7:06 am
It actually looks like a noob photochop

stylovale
June 1, 2010 7:22 am
a VW Golf with Cayenne front nothing special I like the Golf GTI more PS: whats wrong with this guys? Financal crisis? U pay for a used Ferrari even in Dubai less than in Italy


Edited by user on June 1, 2010 at 7:26 am
MTC
June 1, 2010 7:28 am
Which one is this based on? the new one or the old one?

it's as pointless as the X6

Mikeado
June 1, 2010 9:55 am
It's based on the new Cayenne III. Note the Panamera-style lights.

THEBENCHMARK
June 1, 2010 7:36 am
Looks like a block of swiss cheese with so many holes.

Mikeado
June 1, 2010 9:53 am
That is without doubt the messiest, ugliest eyesore I have ever seen. So many creases in the wrong place, such wrongness in the proportions, so many GODAWFUL AIR INTAKES!! It is, undeniably, a horrifying mongrel.

If you're going to do a two-door conversion, do it on an Evo X. Not, *shudder* that...

DolceRides
June 1, 2010 10:21 am
Leave it my people back home in the middle east to buy about 80% of them the other 20% will go to russia but only black ones.

Bristol411S3
June 1, 2010 11:32 am
The Cayenne has indeed been Merdad.

apwozniak
June 2, 2010 10:04 am
sounds like something my dad would come up with

Intense
June 1, 2010 2:05 pm
This design looks a little too bulky for my liking, I applaud the courage and the initiative to make it happen. Good Job yet design wise, needs to be slimmer, much slimmer.

Supie_SA
June 1, 2010 3:32 pm
Lol.Porsche build SUV to increase profitability...Works.Merdad modify Porsche SUV to increase profitability.Makes Porsche "coupe"...Doesn't work so well.

Why make a coupe version of the Cayenne when Porsche took a such a pasting for breaking with their tradition of making coupes to make this a SUV in the first place?Usually I see some merit in vehicles that are modified,but this really is quite unreasonable.And it's hideous.Geez.As Mikeado so tactfully puts it - *shudder*.

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