Dartz to unveil golden armored vehicle at Top Marques Abu Dhabi

 Dartz to unveil golden armored vehicle at Top Marques Abu Dhabi
Dartz golden wheel, 1600, 05.05.2010

Gibberish with a side gold

Dartz will unveil a golden armored vehicle at Top Marques Abu Dhabi.

While details are limited (the press release is gibberish disguised as English), the car will feature a gold snake skin exterior, golden wheels, and gold-coated armored glass. The car will also come with very special, as Dartz explains, "Seats!!! This time they will be more exclusive than You can imagine. And that won't be anybody's penis. This will be seats which still remember warm of first Russian Presiden Boris Jeltzin ass. This will be seats from Jeltzin's airplane."

If talk of Yeltin's ass hasn't inspired you to drain your retirement account yet, be prepared for the coup de gras. The car comes with a golden gun inspired by the Bond flick The Man with the Golden Gun. Even Roger Moore can't resist that (or a paycheck, apparently).

Source: jameslist.com

After unbelievable success at last Top Marques Monaco Show 2010 where DARTZ presented two cars: DARTZ.PROMBRON (ex.RussoBaltique).RED.DIAMOND (full name armored luxury model) and DARTZ.KOMBAT (armored daily driver) company preparing next car to Top Marques Abu Dhabi.

It was very hard to create something new to shock this world again after PROMRBON.RED.DIAMOND.

But...DARTZ did it again!

Next DARTZ luxury armored project - PROMBRON (ex.Russobaltique) promise to be Royal From Royals For Royals.

Yes, DARTZ keep traditions which was born more than 100 years ago when RussoBaltique factory - were DARTZ is located now - start to manufacture luxury coaches and at 1907 opened automotive Department which made Monte Carlo 1912 Rally winner car - RussoBaltique. Since 1912 factory became Russian Tzars Nikolai II Army supplier, made world first four wheel drive car, and since 1914 this 4wheeler became also armored. So - royal blood was in this car from it's birth.

And starting again royal trip from Top Marques Monaco show at 2009 - 100 years after first car left RussoBalt left factory in Riga - PROMBRON (ex.RussoBaltique) successfully continue it together with Top Marques - World One & Only Live SuperCar Show.

Next stop - Top Marques Abu Dhabi - and gold, gold, gold.

Yes, our next car will be piece of golden armor. Last year we released that PROMBRON is real James Bond car for AFganistan - and this year real James Bond - Roger Moor told: "YES! IT IS REAL!"

And inspired of James Bond saga's were Roger Moor was starring - next DARTZ armored car project have long name - THE CAR WITH THE GOLDEN WHEELS. And this golden wheels - of course, of course - will be bulleted.

But not only wheels will be touched by gold - again, like in spaceship - armored glass will be also coated with gold on former soviet space industry factory, and all the car body will be covered by gold SNAKE.SKIN.VINYL. This product was specially created by DARTZ for luxury car coating - as DARTZ is tired from just matte or just carbon vinyl and decide to continue tactile sensitive car coating film serie were was WHALE.SKIN.VINYL and KA$H.FEEL.VINYL. And - specially for this car SNAKE.SKIN.VINYL will be coated with gold at same space industry factory were glasses were coated. And - in difference with galvanic gold coating - DARTZ use nano gold coating which allow not only to coat vinyl deep inside, but also allow to keep "skin" free from dust - which is very important in desert.

Last - but not least. Man in car with the Golden wheels must have Golden Gun. And car owners will have it. Authentic copy of Bolshevik favorite gun Mauser - but made from natural gold.

And - of course, of course, of course.

Question Number One which we left for desert.

Seats!!!

This time they will be more exclusive than You can imagine.

And that won't be anybody's penis.

This will be seats which still remember warm of first Russian Presiden Boris Jeltzin ass.

This will be seats from Jeltzin's airplane.

Original seats from original Russian board N1 which we bought some years ago.

Seats where drunken ass Jeltzin flight to many countries for oficial visits.

So driving CAR WITH THE GOLDEN WHEELS You will be more than Royal from Royals.

In reality we can't find the word as we are russians - and no english synonims to russian expression.

Stay in touch with DARTZ and we promise You to release every month till Top Marques Abu Dhabi new gold toy for our armored baby and it's future customer.

Leonard F. Yankelovich

a.k.a.

LEO'n'DARTZ

 

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 6spdaudi 6spdaudi
Do companies get drunk while coming up with new product ideas?
May 5, 2010 9:49 am
 mohaon mohaon
not just arabs, anyone with a 100 million bank account WILL, i think its a hell of a new crazy idea, why not :)
May 5, 2010 9:54 am
 FOXHOUND FOXHOUND
WOW... talk about disgusting display of wealth. Even if i could afford it, this type of crap would never cross my mind, i guess thats why im not wealthy lol
May 5, 2010 9:59 am
 car-o-bar car-o-bar
DISGRACE, why would you use a rare reptile skin for a thing like car exterior. So you are rich, you do not have to scream and let everyone know you have unlimited supply of OIL money. A..holes who buy it, bigger A..Holes who make it.
May 5, 2010 11:47 am
 otakki otakki
Gold coated armored glass?!...Better go easy with the windex. Yes, that will get the car washing attendants to scrub extra hard to get at that gold on the glass.
May 5, 2010 11:51 am
 blaksabb blaksabb
it will probably cost 1 meeelion dollars *que suspensful music*
May 5, 2010 12:13 pm
 sb sb
Nothing says rob me like gold wheels on an Armored car.
May 5, 2010 12:22 pm
 radmeister radmeister
Right, seeing this even if i had no prior motives or aspirations to shoot at that person in the car it would make me want to go out and buy a Cheytac M200 Intervention .408 and a hand full of reactive rounds.
May 5, 2010 1:19 pm
 Joe_Limon Joe_Limon
good luck penetrating 7cm thick grenade proof windows.
May 5, 2010 6:29 pm
 radmeister radmeister
If that round can go through a 1/4" steel plate at 600m without using reactive rounds i'm sure that using reactive rounds it can penetrate any of the steel plate armour on this car. I've seen testing done with the .50 BMG with reactive rounds and it went through 2 0.5" inch plates 1 foot apart. The .408 does not carry as much energy as the .50 but it makes it up with a 1000fps advantage in muzzle velocity. I'm sure that with a carefully placed shot with a reactive round shot at the gas tank would severely damage this vehicle and render it immobilized. Regardless of that, i can take this car out with some drywall screws, it wouldn't get very far driving on those rims, especially considering how much the vehicle will weigh.
May 6, 2010 9:27 am
 EDavis EDavis
The man who buys this car is truly a poseur. When wrapping your car in snake skin you're supposed to use the real thing, not that cheap-ass imitation snake skin. But the fake bullets for wheel spokes? Exquisite! They add a delicate touch of refinement that'll go great with my gold grill. And they might even complement the gold grill on the car as well. Must run along now... hos need smacking. Ciao.
May 5, 2010 1:44 pm
 dvangar dvangar
probably if you buy this it will come with the man with the golden gun film on bluray hahaha
May 5, 2010 3:54 pm
 CH CH
"which made Monte Carlo 1912 Rally winner car - RussoBaltique." Really? I thoght the 1912 Monte Carlo winner was French manufacturer Berliet. "Since 1912 factory became Russian Tzars Nikolai II Army supplier, made world first four wheel drive car" Really? I thought the world first patent for a four wheel drive car was from English engineer Bramah Joseph Diplock in 1893 and it was subsequently built. Then in 1899 Ferdinand Porsche also built a 4-wheel drive car and in 1903 Spyker (yes the Dutch company) built the first four wheel drive hill climb racer...
May 6, 2010 12:17 am
 997-GT500-STI 997-GT500-STI
Only in Abu Dhabi can a gold car be displayed then driven around at anytime with no worries... How safe is that place... nice!
May 8, 2010 12:04 am