Russian tuner Dartz drops whale penis leather, wraps Porsche 911 with whale skin vinyl

 Russian tuner Dartz drops whale penis leather, wraps Porsche 911 with whale skin vinyl
Dartz Porsche 911 with whale skin vinyl exterior - 800 - 22.03.2010

Tuner comes up with artificial whale skin vinyl for interior finish as substitute

Last November, Russian tuner Dartz caused quite a stir when they announced they would be finishing the interior of the Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition SUV with whale penis leather. Yes, that's right, leather made out of the hide from a whale penis.

But after a campaign by animal-rights activist Pamela Anderson and Greenpeace, the company had to junk its plans. Now, they have come up with an artificial substitute.

Dartz is back with a Porsche 911 fitted with whale skin vinyl - an artificial material made to replicate the feel of whale skin. The new vinyl finish will also feature a "save the whales" logo, to be sure that the interior comes with the right message.

Customers can order the whale skin vinyl finish through Dartz's French branch Dartz France (www.dartz.fr).

Dartz also promises the newly revised (whale skin-free) Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition will be debuting at the Top Marques Monaco 2010 event which takes place next month (April 15-18).

 

Source: jameslist.com

WHALE.SKIN.VINYL - ARTIFICIAL CHIC COVERING FOR YOUR CAR.

Here we are - we keep our promises and we follow car fashion trends.

After getting big kick and realizing our mistake with whale penis leather interior on UberLuxury Armored car DARTZ PROMBRON MONACO RED DIAMOND edition, we promised to find other solution.

And we did it.

Today, March, 19 - at Top Marques Monaco press conference we shown one of our artworx - PORSCHE covered with WHALE.SKIN.VINYL, new generation of car wrapping materials.

This vinyl is not regular vinyl which became more and more popular car trend. This is authentic copy ....yes, this is a copy of WHALE PENIS SKIN SURFACE.

But no whale lost their penis - as this is artificail covering.

And that's not all.

On liner of WHALE.SKIN.VINYL You will see SAVE The WHALES logo - so everybody, who installed WHALE.SKIN.VINYL oin their car will support SAVE The WHALES movement and will allow Earth Biggest Penises (to 2,40 m) owners to feel safe in ocean - as DARTZ created an alternative to their skin!

First lucky people who can install WHALE.SKIN.VINYL live at Cote d'Azur - as this material will be availbale at DARTZ.FRANCE office - www.dartz.fr

And - of course - we are waiting You at Top Marques Monaco 2010 on PROMBRON MONACO RED DIAMOND presentation. On that moment car is 90% ready, and ready to shock this world again!

-Leonard F. Yankelovich

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 HEMI426 HEMI426
Awful.
March 22, 2010 11:38 am
 GRAVE GRAVE
A whale penis leather!
March 22, 2010 11:42 am
 Shyne Shyne
'wrapped in a whales cock'..lol..sorry..hahaha pretty stupid idea..why would a man do that? why not whale cow vagina leather?!
March 22, 2010 11:53 am
 scratchy996 scratchy996
whale penis leather is used in very expensive leather products. i don't think i was tried in cars before. there are always people who would buy anything just to be special.
March 23, 2010 3:51 am
 kimbo kimbo
LOL!!!
March 22, 2010 12:02 pm
 Joe_Limon Joe_Limon
a small upgrade from the carpet seats found in the car before hand.
March 22, 2010 12:47 pm
 2010S5 2010S5
Please enlighten us as to which 997 Porsche comes with carpet seats.
March 22, 2010 9:15 pm
 Joe_Limon Joe_Limon
all of them. Take a look in the back.
March 23, 2010 6:20 am
 radmeister radmeister
LoL you actually sit on a pillow/pad that is encased in leather, just because between the bottom and back part they arent attached and the carpet is there, you don't actually sit on carpet. For a car with that length it's either small leather pillows or no back seats at all. What seats does the corvette have?
March 23, 2010 6:37 am
 2010S5 2010S5
Right Joe, because everyone sits on the carpet in the back of the seats. And what about the remaining 70% of the seat, the part that you actually see and sit on? I suppose that's carpet too? No it's something called leather.
March 23, 2010 8:27 am
 chris25 chris25
A Whale penis leather, Disgusting!
March 22, 2010 1:49 pm
 EDavis EDavis
You know you've arrived at an especially low point in your life when it becomes your responsibility to acquire the skin from a whale's penis. How exactly do you begin the process? Dinner and a movie? I can't imagine the mess involved when performing the procedure on a sperm whale. To say that you'll need to wear a 'raincoat' is quite an understatement.
March 22, 2010 2:06 pm
 RAPTOR77 RAPTOR77
Stupid rich russians!
March 22, 2010 2:29 pm
 THD THD
hahahaha
March 22, 2010 5:47 pm
 997-GT500-STI 997-GT500-STI
They must have smoked some bad shit to come up with this idea.... crap!!!
March 22, 2010 10:47 pm
 freeway freeway
What the hell is wrong with those people... who will like to seat on a whale penis???... I can imagine a "proud" owner of such a car saying: "WOW I have a whale penis in my car, feel the smoothness... now let's go eat something"... stupid things for stupid newly enriched Eastern European guys
March 23, 2010 3:27 am
 JDR JDR
"The new vinyl finish will also feature a "save the whales" logo, to be sure that the interior comes with the right message". I guess they also have to put some "PENIS 8==0" engraved logos on to be sure that the interior is made of the right part of the animal.
March 23, 2010 3:27 am
 MTC MTC
these people have a sick fetish with whale's foreskin
March 23, 2010 4:22 am
 radmeister radmeister
Interesting...I don't know maybe whale penis skin used to be cool at some point in time in our weird human history, but i think that in 2010 we should be a little bit more intelligent. Well i hope, i mean do you really have to kill a 100 year old endangered animal for its penis skin to use it for leather. I mean if it cured cancer, then sure. Just to sit on it and say yeah well i killed the biggest mammal and took its penis skin for my car, screw you and your cattle skin seats peasant..Ignorant douchebags.
March 23, 2010 5:05 am
 scratchy996 scratchy996
whales aren't the only endangered species we use organs from. i say kill all whales, elephants, tigers, etc. then we won't have the problem of endangered species anymore :)
March 24, 2010 6:40 am
 tarig tarig
mobi dick!! lol
March 23, 2010 5:18 am
 scratchy996 scratchy996
winner !
March 23, 2010 6:18 am
 Shyne Shyne
loool
March 23, 2010 9:28 am
 ibulut ibulut
a seat with whale penis ?! no one can persuade me to sit even its a porsche :)
March 23, 2010 6:39 am
 Shumy Shumy
I don't know why (imagine) but I have understood by reading this article that russians like whale penis. By the way, stop killing animals for such a stupid thing..!!!
March 23, 2010 8:03 am
 Kaka Brumgilda Kaka Brumgilda
Ace Ventura would wrap steering wheel with owner's penis skin, but i think its length won't be enough - this is the real reason why they annihilate huge dicks!
March 24, 2010 1:00 am
 Kaka Brumgilda Kaka Brumgilda
Ace Ventura would wrap steering wheel with owner's penis skin, but i think its length won't be enough - this is the real reason why they annihilate huge dicks!
March 24, 2010 1:02 am
 p2c p2c
They should use the skin of the russian tuner instead
March 24, 2010 1:22 am