Porsche Cayenne Russianized by Status Design

Porsche Cayenne by Status Design

Moscow-based design studio has come up with this 'body-whale' kit for the Cayenne

By Alex Ricciuti
June 16, 2009 3:45 PM
Filed Under: German, Porsche, Tuners

A Moscow tuning studio has come up with this.

Status Design has released this picture of their re-imagining of the Porsche Cayenne. They call it the body-whale, although, it looks more like some kind of stylish vacuum cleaner or another design-happy home appliance.

The term body-whale is obviously meant to invoke some kind of marine-animal sense of sleekness and power but the design doesn't really seem to match that. The front end actually looks a little like a Peugeot, with a few extra levels to the four-tiered grille. And what about that grille? It looks like a Venetian blind.

The Russian tuning studio tells us the body kit is made out of high-quality plastic and carbon. Which hints at the notion that this thing will actually be made some day.

The good news is, though, that as of now, it's still only a rendering that is due to be published this fall.

Go ahead, have your say.

 

Source: carmods

Comments

Renegade
June 16, 2009 3:57 PM
Take this thing back to the graveyard Igor.

Prince_Ash
June 16, 2009 3:58 PM
in soviet russia... na this car just sucks so much im not gonna dignify it with a joke. lol

ShinyG
June 16, 2009 4:19 PM
"tuning studio"!? Are they implying their work is art? Mucho LOL! What's next, Creative Tuning Artistic Studio!? As a side note, I sure hope they put some custom/original rims on that, not Rinspeed rims.... At least that would make it a horrible car with decent wheels!

khlbt
June 16, 2009 4:25 PM
uglyyy....porsche skoda-yenne

MTC
June 16, 2009 4:26 PM
this has to be the ugliest body kit ever fitted to any car...

smohed
June 16, 2009 4:50 PM
It goes more for a kids toys than a real car I like it

ricer
June 16, 2009 4:52 PM
Why are more and more german cars looking like the "spaceship" hondas driven by kids in the BK parking lot?

Narco
June 16, 2009 4:53 PM
This is one of the best body kits I have ever seen. What do you think the price would be if it came out? At least $8000 USD?

Fishes,

Narco.

themadboy
June 16, 2009 5:06 PM
my God... WHY ?!

dmanero
June 16, 2009 5:09 PM
Think they were drink too myuch voka when they design this kit. or they didn't drink enough. by far the work porsche I've seen to day, but not the worst kit period.

Airbag
June 16, 2009 5:23 PM
I think Porsche must have a hand in all these rebodied Cayennes. You think the original car is ugly? Well check these mothers out!

Garcia
June 16, 2009 6:01 PM
I got only one word.... WHY?

scratchy996
June 16, 2009 6:22 PM
this should be red with ah AK airbrush on the hood , also if the exhaust sounds like an AK 47, this would be a winner !

Sedaer
June 16, 2009 6:42 PM
It wouldn't but what about a Spitfire engine. LONG LIVE ROLLS-ROYCE MERLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N20_Purge
June 16, 2009 6:51 PM
This car re-defines ugly. And I really am not joking here, the design is terrible. Who on earth though this design would ever work on a Cayenne, let alone any other car?

ricer
June 16, 2009 7:36 PM
Spaceship Honda in a BurgerKing parking lot

Razz
June 16, 2009 9:00 PM
OMG .. Porsche should ban this company's team for buying a real Cayenne .. this is even uglyier than SsAng Yong Actyon ...

Imasa
June 17, 2009 2:05 AM
Who is the r*tard behind this thing? And even more important, who is the r*tard who will drive it? Waste of time, money and a decent car.

lukasz-lodz
June 17, 2009 7:38 AM
like tuning from India.

joelynn
June 17, 2009 11:26 AM
'whale' is meant to evoke sleekness?? in english it tends to suggest huge and blubbery. As in "she's like a whale" is not a compliment

Vlad
June 17, 2009 11:36 AM
Time to sink this whale in vodka lake...

RzGTmorio
June 17, 2009 3:38 PM
It´s Dangerous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!

mojtaba2
June 18, 2009 1:15 AM
hahaha...russianized..what a funny word...However it fits this stupid design...

Slideways240
June 18, 2009 2:02 AM
this is F in retarded.This is the ugliest vehicle i have ever seen in my life. Gosh

TheAlchemist
June 19, 2009 6:22 AM
Someone puts wheels on a home air conditioning unit, and expects to sell it?

Ganduras
July 23, 2009 4:46 PM
???????? ????... ??? ??? ?????? ??? ????? ? ???????? ?? ??????. ??????? ?? ??? ???!

Rasputin_bear_vodka
August 12, 2009 12:58 AM
Well, this is not the refined design ... I agree ... but this is what our Russian Cayenne owners want to get. And they perceive it far not as a vacuum cleaner.

m00nman
August 21, 2009 3:25 AM
LOL American retards being international retards. Now I wonder where's real propaganda. Russia or america? :)

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